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On August 2, 2013, comedian Tim Heidecker posted a song to his YouTube account entitled "Scientology (That's The Plan For Me)". The description on the video was as follows:

"Written and recorded while listening to a lot of "Arthur" era Kinks... went for the simple, working class narrator delivery... end the end, didn't come out sounding much like a Kinks song, but they were an influence. Please enjoy and TGIF thanks."

At some point, the video was set to private for unknown reasons, and so far, no other copies have been made publicly available, aside from a transcript of the lyrics.

Lyrics

Scientology
That’s the plan for me
I’m getting my whole family involved
Use it responsibly
Only in times of need
And maybe one day we’ll meet Tom


Walked into the celebrity center
Came out feeling much better, yes I did

Scientology
That’s the plan for me
I’m getting my whole family involved

Gonna get my copy of Dianetics signed

Gonna get my copy of Dianetics signed

Gonna get my copy of Dianetics signed

Gonna get my copy of Dianetics signed

Yes I will, oh yeah

Scientology
That’s the plan for me
I’m getting my whole family involved, yeah the wife and kids
Use it responsibly
Only in times of need
And maybe one day we’ll meet Tom

Well they fitted me for a uniform
Said I’m gonna be working for the Sea Org

Scientology
That’s the plan for me
I’m giving all my money to ‘em, take it all
I haven’t seen my wife
They say she belongs with someone else, said I’m not good enough
oh well
I guess I’ll go hand out a few books
I’ll hand out a few of these books
Free books!
Free books!

New Version

On March 29th, Heidecker posted a re-recorded
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Scientology (That's The Plan For Me)

version to his YouTube account, this time with a music video, and announced it would be included on his upcoming album "In Glendale". The original version still has not surfaced.

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